Your Pleasure Journey

Welcome, friend.

This is an application to explore collaboration with Kale Tadpole 🥬.

Imagine a session with Kale Tadpole 🥬 Where curiosity, pleasure, and growth are met with skill, care, and presence.

I offer sexological bodywork, partner surrogacy, sacred intimacy, kink, two-way touch, and education. We will customise the experience to what you want. Whether your aim is exploration, release, learning, transformation, or guided pleasure. I create a space that’s safe, professional, and fully consensual. Each session is co-created, honoring your boundaries and desires. Allowing you to discover new depths of embodied sensation, confidence, and connection.

Please answer thoughtfully. I will do the same.

I generally work with people of all genders, identities, body shapes, abilities and so on. Please feel free to ask openly for what you want, I will treat every respectful application with equal respect and acceptance. I will, however only proceed with applications that feel aligned with my values and have the potential for a nourishing, positive outcome—for both of us. After reviewing your responses, I’ll be in touch. Sometimes timing, capacity, or readiness may mean this experience is better suited for another moment.

• Do you have a question?

• Is there a blockage to remove?

• Do you have a wound to heal?

• Is there there a experience you'd like to explore?

• Do you want to play and have fun?

• Is there an experiment to perform?

• Do you have a ceremony to experience, initiation or rights of passage?

If we proceed, I’ll send a draft budget for my time and any additional expenses.

With care,
ox Kale